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Is this OJ's girlfriend?
« on: March 24, 2018, 04:12:45 PM »
Did he convinced her to visit VN?  I think she's a minor because she is breaking out pimples.


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Re: Is this OJ's girlfriend?
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2018, 02:46:39 AM »
ah...that wonderful aroma of curry vags drive our Viet warriors crazy.


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Re: Is this OJ's girlfriend?
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2018, 04:31:04 PM »
When I first met my GF, she had a terrible case of acne from eating too much wheat.  Plus, the accumulation of glutamate from dining at Chinese restaurants gave her major headaches on the daily.  So, I decided to take Priya and her brother -- who is diabetic spurred by excessive intake of chow mein --  to a trip to Vietnam to show them the ingenuity of Vietnamese cuisines. 

After only a week, her ridiculously out of control acne had reduced to only a few pimples -- as you can see from the vid -- from eating maily seafood and vegetables cooked by the locals.

When we got back to the states, she offered me curry.  Without hesitation, I supplied her needs with fish sauce.  Together, they're two awesome ingredients that latch tightly around each other capable of producing the healthiest human beings.

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Re: Is this OJ's girlfriend?
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2018, 03:05:54 PM »
Wow, her acne seems to have reduced after a few days eating Vietnamese food.  That's probably because she tried some egg coffee, which she shouldn't have tried because she's vegetarian.  She contaminated herself.
OJ should try to convince her of trying the real pho not the vegetarian pho.



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Re: Is this OJ's girlfriend?
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2018, 01:37:53 PM »
Indian women are very smart and attractive.  It is my wish to get hooked up with Indian women because I love their nice and cute bellies.  It is like a pouch.

 
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