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Offline Lavender

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etiquette for normal body functions
« on: October 09, 2018, 04:10:51 PM »
fart loudly: NO

burp loudly: NO

sneeze loudly: soft OK, usually you can tone it down. for this particular noise, I don't see anything wrong with letting out a sneeze but apparently considered uncouth and so many americans try to stifle their sneeze which becomes a squeal. I disagree with this rule.

cough: YES, its involuntary and helps if you want to call in sick.

drawing phlem: NO but I see many American ghetto people doing this loudly.

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Re: etiquette for normal body functions
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2018, 02:31:43 AM »
When I fart loudly, I always say "oh, excuse me, let me sniff all of this back into my stomach"

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Re: etiquette for normal body functions
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2018, 08:10:16 AM »
To make it etiquettely correct, when farting loudly you have to stick both hands in your back pockets to make it appear as if you're whistling or coughing through your butt.  Afterwards, look very innocent and say 'I didn't do nothing.'

 
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