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I need to lose weight
« on: October 26, 2018, 10:18:01 AM »
A friend of mine keeps on making me whole trays of food every week.  I have been eating curry lamb rice and for weeks now and I have gained 15 lbs.  I cannot fit my foot in my wooden shoes because my feet swelled up with fat.  I need to lose 15 lbs without doing any exercises because my job is pretty much a sitting job.

I was thinking to stop eating and reduce calorie intake and just eat instant noodles.  Is that good enough?

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Re: I need to lose weight
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2018, 10:28:37 AM »
Ahh, poor gaden. You don't belong to those slim Asians who can eat whatever they want.

Only a good balance of fitness and diet will help. Noodles, rice contain lots of carbohydrate. Avoid them for now and go veggie for a while and try to drink water as much as possible.

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Re: I need to lose weight
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2020, 02:40:38 PM »
Avoid Hawaiian foods and you will be okay.

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Re: I need to lose weight
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2020, 05:49:28 PM »
OK.  I've gained weight again and I need to lose weight before I heart is clogged with fat from the pho broth.  I have a hard time breathing because of chest constriction or something.  I have a hard time breathing.  Could be Covid-19 but I just drank some XO brandy to kill the virus off.

I built myself a pull up bar to do some pull ups to try and excercise and lose weight.  I can only do 3 pull ups and I'm pretty much dead.  Then I went back to drinking XO brandy again.  I weight 170 lb now.  I need to lose 15 lb to go back to my normal weight.

Anyone have any ideas on how to lose weight fast instead of liposuction?  I need to go to the polls this Tuesday with my black pajamas and a BB gun just in case of a riot.

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Re: I need to lose weight
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2020, 06:06:37 PM »
I have lost 5 lbs.  I think it's because I have controlled myself to do 3 pull ups every 5 hours pulling up on a 2x4 piece of wood across some shelves.  I have some kind of a bread loaf on my belly now, it used to look like a bowling ball.  I'm going to take off my shirt and do some yard work to impress my Chinese neighbor.

I can do 5 pullups now.  I think back in high school I was able to do 15 pull ups but back then I was only 100lb. 

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Re: I need to lose weight
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2020, 06:37:49 PM »
A friend of mine keeps on making me whole trays of food every week.  I have been eating curry lamb rice and for weeks now and I have gained 15 lbs.  I cannot fit my foot in my wooden shoes because my feet swelled up with fat.  I need to lose 15 lbs without doing any exercises because my job is pretty much a sitting job.

I was thinking to stop eating and reduce calorie intake and just eat instant noodles.  Is that good enough?

Not healthy. Eat porridge.

 
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