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Beer lessons
« on: November 27, 2019, 04:37:21 PM »
A lesson to you guys:

When you don't know what love is, you break up with your girlfriend.  So that you will know the pain.

It is the same with beer.  You go to VN where it's hot and humid and you are dying.  You order a crappy beer in a plastic bottle, pour it over ice, then you'll know why beer tastes great, greater than love.


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Re: Beer lessons
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2019, 02:25:53 AM »
A lesson to you guys:

When you don't know what love is, you break up with your girlfriend.  So that you will know the pain.

It is the same with beer.  You go to VN where it's hot and humid and you are dying.  You order a crappy beer in a plastic bottle, pour it over ice, then you'll know why beer tastes great, greater than love.

Beer and other substances destroys your cells, then you cannot feel love. Love is diverse thing. There is love towards the world, people genenally, towards animals, between friends, family, loved ones etc.
Peoples way to love have to match before relationship is possible.
If you broke with your gf you could maybe think of stop drinking alcohol and try international dating sites? Put a video of your cat and you seduce cat-women  :)

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Re: Beer lessons
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2019, 05:35:47 AM »
Everything in moderation as the great OJ would say, mamiso.  ;)

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Re: Beer lessons
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2019, 05:18:44 PM »
Another beer lesson to you guys, you should always be in slapping mode when you ask your non drinking friends to buy you beer.

I asked my muslim friend to buy me a case of Heineken at SAM's club.  Then he comes back with a case of Dos Equis??!!!!  He said that all beers are the same??!!!!  And he kept my change too??!!!  What am I supposed to do with this Dos Equis crap??!!!  You think that this crappy water will satisfy my thirst of the greatest mediocrity beer that man and god has ever invented??!!!  Do you actually think this stuff is even good as fertilizer??!!!  Do you think I look Mexican or something??!!!  I mean what the hell has gone through your mind??!!! Why don't you just put your head in a Guillotine and let me slap you brains out!!!! 

I mean, what is this??!!!!



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Re: Beer lessons
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2019, 06:01:53 PM »
Why what the hell maaaannnn......I tried to love the Dos Equis beer by leaving it outside in 30 degrees cold weather, so that I can teach those Mexicans a lesson, maybe the beer would taste better.  But noooooooo.......it tastes like love and crap.   What the hell maaaannnnnnn.....I want beer maaaannnnn...this is becoming the worst Christrmas there is.  Worst than the time I had socks as presents.

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Re: Beer lessons
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2019, 10:38:22 AM »
Why what the hell maaaannnn......I tried to love the Dos Equis beer by leaving it outside in 30 degrees cold weather, so that I can teach those Mexicans a lesson, maybe the beer would taste better.  But noooooooo.......it tastes like love and crap.   What the hell maaaannnnnnn.....I want beer maaaannnnn...this is becoming the worst Christrmas there is.  Worst than the time I had socks as presents.

Throw them into the sink and drink agave syrup instead  :D Agave makes you dazeble happy and you just fly and can touch your dreams  -wetkiss

 
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