Columbian girl took a swig at my scotch

[gaden]

I sold a Colombian girl some lingerie and some panties.  And she was looking on my shelf for some CBD candy when she noticed I have some bottles of liquor stashed on the shelf.  She asked me what kind do I have and if she could try some.

I told her I have scotch, whisky, cognac and brandy.  She told me if she could try some, and which one is good.  I told her I was drinking the scotch when she came.  It's a little smoother than the whiskey.  She said if she could try some.  I said what?  you want to drink and drive?  She said just a little sip.

Here's how it progressed:

OK.  But you're going to crash and you can't blame it on me.
-  That's OK.  Just a little shot.
Let me find you a shot glass.
-  I'll just drink it out of your shot beaker.
No.  Let me find you a new beaker.  I slobbered all over mine.
-  Is that scotch good? 
It's a little sweeter than the whiskey.
-  OK.  Can you just pour me a little?
OK.
-  No!  That's too much!  That's over 20mL!
That's not too much.
-  OK.  Let me try and see.  It's a little sweet.
Yes.  It's smoother than whiskey.  Whisky is better than Tequila.
-  Only the Patron Tequila is good.
I always threw up with tequila.  It's just bad.
_  I like this scotch.  What brand is it?
It's Label 5 sctch whiskey.  From Scottland.
-  Wow.  I gotta get me some.

***OK.  she has a full body and was trying to get some more of my whiskey.  I had to tell her off.  Even though she has a full body.****

Yes.  You can get it at Fiesta Liqour.


***  But she was hot and full bodied like this girl****

[1r0n_m4n_xl]

You suck! you should have offered her more drinks so she will come back to you.

[gaden]

She was huge and overflowing man...  I'm afraid what would happen.

When she walked out she dragged me out for a hug.  I said wuhhhhh?????  I was like Bruce Lee repairing a telephone line.

[Guess]

Don’t hug too hard or her fake boobs and booties will pop!

[gaden]

It's not fake.  It's just wriggly.

I sold her some of these lingerie.  I don't know if it will fit her.  I should have told her to try it out.

[1r0n_m4n_xl]

She was huge and overflowing man...  I'm afraid what would happen.

When she walked out she dragged me out for a hug.  I said wuhhhhh?????  I was like Bruce Lee repairing a telephone line.

I had Colombian friends growing up, They are are frinedliest in Latin America. They are just like us Filipinos

Trust me they will bond with Vietnamese too